Things My Boyfriend Says When He's Sleepy
Me: Have you ever heard of the green flash?
Jeremy: Is that when people shit money?
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(on the line to get into Cook Out at 2am on a Friday night)
Me: HOLY SHIT! Look Jeremy, can you see the line to get in to Cook Out?
Jeremy: People really like Cook Out.
Me: But its like out of the parking lot and down the road!
Jeremy: People like Cook Out. They like shoving burgers up their butts.
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(While passing the Gov. William Moorehead School for the Blind)
Jeremy: Does William Moorehead get any dick?
